Adweek Quote

Maybe you saw Cal McAllister's stupid quote in AdWeek this week. What an idiot. "He-Man, blah blah blah, product placement, blah blah blah Bowflex."

Oh, HA HA HA! Everything is a joke for you knobs. You think you're so damn funny all the time. So funny I forgot to laugh. I tell you what, get back to work dumbass. Quit trying so hard to make everyone laugh, you're not a comedian. Wexley isn't that funny. Get over yourselves. I'll tell you what, instead of trying to be popular and the class clown, maybe you could take a look at some real advertising like the Bose digital alarm clock work or some of the Fujitsu stuff. Because advertising is supposed to SELL stuff dickhead. As in, earn money for your client. Not make your friends laugh.

Call me when you get a clue.

Freakin' ridiculous

There they go again, being assholes. So they attack one of the greatest action films of all time, Face Off. First of all it's called Action Movie, assholes.

There's action and it's a movie, so why do you have to pick on it? Those are two of the greatest actors of all time too. When you get famous then you can attack them, but until then, shut up.

I'm so tired of you guys slamming things that clearly work better than Wexley. You are so jealous. You don't get it. At all. This is a great movie. You suck.

Wexley School for Bores.

Yeah, you know what, these guys are so boring I am considering not even bothering to write this blog any more. It’s like, ok, you’re funny, we get it. But being hilarious is not all there is in the world. Hey Wexley, have you thought about all the starving kids in the world? Going to do anything about that? Anyone can do work for MADD or People for Puget Sound, whatever that is? You know what, you guys irritate me so much I think I will go out to the shed, saw my arm off and send it to you to smack you in the faces. Please send it back after you have suffered the pain and humiliation of being smacked by my furious severed arm, because I will need it to type my next blog entry. Which, by the way I have decided to continue. I hate you.

Ian and Cal.

So, I was reading this article about the two owners of Wexley School for Girls, Ian Cohen and Cal McAllister, and I got really pissed off. Those are the dudes I saw walking out the door before we lost a pitch to them last February. I didn’t realize that was them. I mean those dudes? I thought they were supposed to be good looking and buff, like they rant about. Give me a break. They were pretty attractive, ok, yes they were good looking, but buff, please. Anyhow, I thought the Cal one had a moustache, but I had it wrong, the other one had a goatee, how lame. The Cal one has wavy professor hair. You know, I bet they are like, “Look at us, we have facial hare and wavy professor hair and own a girl’s school that’s really an ad agency, look how cool we are.” Whatever. Get over it dudes, Wexley is not as cool as you think you are. You may have woman swooning over you. You may get those free limousine rides I heard you get, but you will never be as cool as you think you are. Assholes

Why I Hate Wexley School for Girls

So I’m sure I’m not alone here, but I have to air my gripe about this agency in Seattle, Wa. The Wexley School for Girls. Ha, ha. Funny name. Not. That name is so stupid. If you are going to be an ad agency you need to have a name that means something. Like if you are called Arrow. That makes sense, because you can say, “We are Arrow, we nail the target every time.” And that’s a good name. I may even keep that. Or maybe use your last names so you sound really professional. But the Wexley School for Girls. Please.