Adweek Quote

Maybe you saw Cal McAllister's stupid quote in AdWeek this week. What an idiot. "He-Man, blah blah blah, product placement, blah blah blah Bowflex."

Oh, HA HA HA! Everything is a joke for you knobs. You think you're so damn funny all the time. So funny I forgot to laugh. I tell you what, get back to work dumbass. Quit trying so hard to make everyone laugh, you're not a comedian. Wexley isn't that funny. Get over yourselves. I'll tell you what, instead of trying to be popular and the class clown, maybe you could take a look at some real advertising like the Bose digital alarm clock work or some of the Fujitsu stuff. Because advertising is supposed to SELL stuff dickhead. As in, earn money for your client. Not make your friends laugh.

Call me when you get a clue.

Wexley School for Bores.

Yeah, you know what, these guys are so boring I am considering not even bothering to write this blog any more. It’s like, ok, you’re funny, we get it. But being hilarious is not all there is in the world. Hey Wexley, have you thought about all the starving kids in the world? Going to do anything about that? Anyone can do work for MADD or People for Puget Sound, whatever that is? You know what, you guys irritate me so much I think I will go out to the shed, saw my arm off and send it to you to smack you in the faces. Please send it back after you have suffered the pain and humiliation of being smacked by my furious severed arm, because I will need it to type my next blog entry. Which, by the way I have decided to continue. I hate you.

Why I Hate Wexley School for Girls

So I’m sure I’m not alone here, but I have to air my gripe about this agency in Seattle, Wa. The Wexley School for Girls. Ha, ha. Funny name. Not. That name is so stupid. If you are going to be an ad agency you need to have a name that means something. Like if you are called Arrow. That makes sense, because you can say, “We are Arrow, we nail the target every time.” And that’s a good name. I may even keep that. Or maybe use your last names so you sound really professional. But the Wexley School for Girls. Please.